Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

Shit Seasonings

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These seasonings are so delicious and make hilarious gifts! They come in a variety of flavors and are all gluten free.

Approximately 2.5" x 6.5"
No MSG
Net wt. 14 oz
No shit ingredients: Granulated Onion, Garlic, Basil, Pepper, Paprika, Parsley, Granulated Celery, Granulated Oregano, Calcium Stearate (anti-caking)
Bad Ass ingredients: Himalayan salt, pepper, baking soda.
Good shit ingredients: Granulated Sugar, Brown Sugar, Paprika, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Onion, Chili Powder
Bull shit ingredients: sea salt, seasoning salt, brown sugar, pepper, paprika
Aw Shit ingredients: cayenne pepper, seasoning salt, chili powder, ancho chili powder, garlic salt, pepper.
Chicken shit ingredients: Salt, Granulated Onion, Garlic, Granulated Basil, Pepper, Paprika, Parsley, Granulated Celery, Granulated Oregano, Calcium Stearate
Special shit ingredients:

Salt, Pepper, Granulated Garlic, Paprika, Sugar, Granulated Onion, Chili Powder, Plain Meat Tenderizer, Calcium Stearate

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