Like a Good Neighbor Round Sign

$47.00

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A fun way to keep unwelcomed guests off your porch!

Handmade
Wood
Painted and stained
Vinyl lettering and design
Faux greenery
Fabric ribbon
Rope for easy hanging
Approximately 18" L x 1" W x 18" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Unless You Have Tacos Door Hanger

$58.00

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Perfect for taco lovers!

Reads "Unless you have tacos go away"
Made of wood with greenery, black & white bow and ribbon
Measures approximately L 18" x W 0.5" x H 18"
In store pick up only

This item is only available for in-store pickup. Item(s) must be picked up within 5 days after purchase. Just a friendly reminder that all sales are final!

See address and store hours below.

2031 W McDermott Dr #295
Allen, Texas
Mon - Sat, 10:00am - 7:00pm
Sunday, 12:00pm - 5:00pm

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Nice Butt Toilet Paper Holder

$33.00

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The perfect bathroom accessory to hold your toilet paper! Each side features a funny phrases to keep your guests amused and toilet paper close.

Approximately 17.5"L x 6"W x 4"H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Camp Chugabrewski Door Hanger

$55.00

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A great addition to any lake house or back patio!

Handmade
Wood
Painted design
Rope for easy hanging
Approximately 20" L x .5" W x 20" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Real Housewives Sign

$9.00

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Fun signs for any dressing area!

Stretched canvas
Wood frame
Printed design and lettering
Approximately 8" L x 1.5" W x 8" H
Choose from Lubbock or Midland

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Oh No, Not You Again Door Hanger

$55.00

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Just a little humor for your front porch!

Handmade
Wood
Painted design
Faux greenery
Chevron printed bow
Rope for easy hanging
Approximately 20" L x .5" W x 20" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Shelf Sitter Signs

$14.00

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Add a little humor to your decor!

Wood
Stained frame
Painted background
Printed lettering
Approximately 6" L x 2" W x 6" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

I Don't Like Sign

$14.95

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Wood block
Painted wood
Vinyl lettering
Some distressed marks
Approximately 6" L x 1.5" W x 5.5" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Knock Slowly Round Door Hanger

$63.00

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Texas summers are too hot for pants at home, right?

Reads "Knock slowly (we need to put on pants)"
Made of wood with greenery, teal & white bow and burlap ribbon
Measures approximately L 18" x W 0.5" x H 18"
In store pick up only

This item is only available for in-store pickup. Item(s) must be picked up within 5 days after purchase. Just a friendly reminder that all sales are final!

See address and store hours below.

2031 W McDermott Dr #295
Allen, Texas
Mon - Sat, 10:00am - 7:00pm
Sunday, 12:00pm - 5:00pm

Funny Wood Block Signs

$9.00

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Fun signs for any room in the house!

Wood block
Vinyl lettering and design
Approximately 5" L x 1" W x 5" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

If You Hear Yelling Door Hanger

$58.00

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For the patient Moms out there!

Reads "If you hear me yelling just know I said it nicely 26 times -The Mom"
Wood with greenery, black & white bow and burlap ribbon
Measures approximately L 18" x W 0.5" x H 18"
In store pick up only

This item is only available for in-store pickup. Item(s) must be picked up within 5 days after purchase. Just a friendly reminder that all sales are final!

See address and store hours below.

2031 W McDermott Dr #295
Allen, Texas
Mon - Sat, 10:00am - 7:00pm
Sunday, 12:00pm - 5:00pm

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Funny Valentine Themed Signs

$13.00

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Add some humor to your Valentine decor!

Wood
Box frame
Carved hearts in frame
Printed lettering
Approximately 6" L x 2" W x 5" H

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.

Hide Packages Wood Sign

$60.00

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A funny (but kinda necessary) sign for your front door!

Measures approximately 18" x 18"
Jute hanger for easy hanging
Faux greenery accents
Burlap ribbons
Handmade

Lone Star Mercantile (LSM) hosts over 200 vendors who own all the product listed online and in store. All sales are final. You assume the responsibility for the purchase and no returns or exchanges will be issued. Learn more here.